RIVER CRUISES · DINNER CRUISES
A dinner cruise is judged on two things nobody advertises: whether you can stand outside between courses, and where your table sits. These 15 are compared on menu, deck access, drinks and what a window seat actually costs.
Review of Istanbul’s 3-hour Bosphorus dinner cruise, with yacht views, Turkish shows, private tables, meal choices, drinks, and practical tips.
“Great way to spend the evening. Nice food, good atmosphere, and great views of Istanbul from the Bosphorus. I can recommend this activity!”
Review of Istanbul’s $28 Bosphorus dinner cruise, Turkish night show, dinner menu, route, drinks, pickup, value, and practical tips.
“Staff were excellent. And enjoyable night of entertainment and food”
Review of Paris en Scène’s 105-minute Seine dinner cruise, with French cocotte cooking, outward-facing seats, terrace views, and practical tips.
“we enjoyed the whole experience of fine dining and a relaxing way to see the sights on a luxurious river cruise”
Review of Paris’s Seine dinner cruise with live music, three courses, Eiffel Tower views, package choices, practical tips, and value advice.
“Visited from Toronto, Canada. This was an extremely romantic experience in Paris. Their upgraded privilege service will give you an amazing view of the Eiffel tower while eating a very delicious dinner. We really enjoyed the scallops, lamb shank and their dessert. The red wine their pair with dinner was a must have as well. Overall great experience!”
See Paris by night on a Seine dinner cruise with bistro cuisine, attentive service, landmark views, and the Eiffel Tower sparkling overhead.
“The food was good and the service was excellent. We enjoyed the view as we casually cruised. The boat was very difficult to find once we arrived at the address as there was no sign or anything to indicate what boat it was. It is behind a river front restaurant. No drinks are included, even water is charged with no tap water available.”
Review of Paris Seine’s 3-course dinner cruise, with Eiffel Tower views, live music, menu details, costs, timing, and practical booking advice.
“of course the view was great. it was nice to have a window seat. The music was good. My steak was overcooked though. and ordered the steak again. I would order the chicken”
Review of Paris’s 2-hour Seine lunch cruise, with a 3-course meal, drinks, Eiffel Tower departure, landmark views, tips, and value advice.
“Our River Seine lunch cruise exceeded our expectations. The wait staff were engaging, polite and efficient. The entrees, side dishes and desserts were all very good. Add touches such as a bottle of wine for the table, sparkling wne and appetizer were unexpected. Couple all of this along with the beautiful Seine views and it made for a memorable afternoon in Paris!”
Review the Bateaux Mouches Paris dinner cruise, with Seine views, live music, menus, seating advice, value, and practical tips.
“The timing was very confusing, I suggest reaching out to confirm when to actually be at the boat. Once you get there, the experience is wonderful. We are still talking about the violinist and the frog leg dish.”
Review of Bangkok’s White Orchid Chao Phraya dinner cruise, with buffet dining, free-flow beer, live shows, river views, tips, and value advice.
“Really fun experience, I enjoyed sitting on the top deck. The food was nice and overall a good value for money.”
Review of Paris Bateaux Mouches dinner cruise: four-course French meal, wine, live music, Eiffel Tower views, value, and practical tips.
“The boat was excellent! I very much enjoyed celebrating my birthday with everyone!! The food, ambiance, and music was splendid. Thank you so very much!”
Paris en Scene offers a 3-course Seine dinner, Eiffel Tower views, and a romantic 1-hour-45-minute evening cruise.
“So fun with tasty views and good service 🌟 the food was was quick and we saw all the most important landmarks as we passed through the seine.”
Prague’s two-hour Vltava lunch cruise pairs a Czech aperitif, buffet, live accordion music, and views of the city’s finest landmarks.
“the activity, staff and entertainment was great, felt like a 5 start cruise ship, drinks were optional but chargeable, not too expensive. if I had a con! it would be the queue for the food which could have been organised better”
Paris Seine dinner cruise with seasonal cuisine, live music, Eiffel Tower views, and dancing aboard Le Diamant Bleu.
“Absolutely fabulous. A change in departure point was communicated efficiently and in a timely manner, and meant that departure was literally opposite our hotel so that was an added bonus. The service was too notch from the welcome to the attentive table service from Amine. He provided friendly, unobtrusive service throughout and nothing was too much trouble. A special mention for Ana too. He noticed our table was wobbly (not so much as to be a problem for us so we hadn’t mentioned it). He noticed on clearing away our glasses and promptly fixed it there and then. The trip was lovely, along the Seine all lit up. The singer…”
Review of Paris’s Seine dinner cruise, Eiffel Tower access, and Moulin Rouge show, with honest advice on timing, meals, seating, transport, and value.
“Food was terrible no time at the peddle tower the show would have been at 11 pm. The. You get dropped off in town and find a way to your hotel. No thanks we skipped Very poor time ma and regard for the sad of the group.”
Review of Cairo’s Nile dinner cruise with buffet dining, belly dancing, Tanoura show, hotel transfers, and practical booking tips.
“Great food and Sufi dance. Our tour guide Narmeen and Driver Hady was very helpful, caring and supportive. Highly recommended”
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