THAMES RIVER CRUISES
The Thames runs on the tide, so the timetable moves and the last boat back is earlier than most people expect. These 15 cover the Westminster hoppers, the Greenwich run and the evening sailings, priced and timed against the tide.
Cruise from Westminster to Tower Bridge for open-deck views, live commentary, flexible one-way or return travel, and strong value at $18.
“Absolutely loved the boat ride so informative, the staff absolutely made the experience worth their weight in gold good staff xxx”
Review of London’s 50-minute Thames Rockets speedboat ride, with landmarks, music, high-speed thrills, practical tips, and honest value advice.
“The operators are extremely friendly and affable. My college age twins and I enjoyed this activity greatly.”
Review of London’s Thames River Cruise, with landmark views, lively guides, practical tips, value advice, and optional London Eye access.
“It was very entertaining , we had Mitch as our guide who was very funny and exaplained a lot of landmarks”
Review of London Tootbus, covering routes, landmarks, Thames cruise, app, audio guide, wait times, value, and who should book.
“Lots of buses, alway seats available. Audio was good, stops are in great locations. The two day option worked well for us.”
Review of London’s Thames afternoon tea cruise, with sandwiches, scones, landmark views, commentary, practical tips, and value advice.
“We had an amazing time! The food was great, the route was amazing, and it felt like the right amount of time! Would definitely recommend”
Review of the Westminster to Greenwich Thames cruise, with sights, commentary, price, return trip tips, Greenwich stops, and practical advice.
“Informative tour but the staff will mention themselves they are primarily boat operators and not tour guides. That said we learned a lot.”
Review of London’s two-hour Thames evening cruise with sparkling wine, canapés, live music, Tower Bridge, and London skyline views.
“Relaxed 2 hour ride with lovely on board singer who kept us entertained Courtoeus staff, served us bubbly and a range of canapes even when we were in upper deck. One of them was very kind enough to serve us vegan starters as my family member was vegan.”
London Thames dinner cruise review with illuminated landmarks, British food, live music, dancing, practical tips, and honest value advice.
“Overall, we loved this experience. It was a beautiful setting inside and out. They handed out champagne upon arrival and The dinner was delicious. Staff was very friendly. The cruise itself was a great way to see the shoreline without barriers. The only criticism I would have, is that when you got to the meeting point, there was no further instructions on which dock to go down. A B C D E, and no signs. None of those signs said anything about a dinner cruise. Several people were confused. We just kept asking people in different lines until we found it.”
Review of London’s 105-minute Thames lunch cruise, with a two-course meal, landmark views, practical tips, pricing, and honest drawbacks.
“the meal was perfectly cooked and presented. The waitress (Yasmin) was both professional and very personable, basically nice and very good at her job. A good time was had by us both.”
London Thames dinner cruise review covering views, food, live music, seating, value, practical tips, and who should book this evening tour.
“This was a wonderful evening, great food, excellent service and best view of the city! The singer she was amazing. A not to miss experience!”
Review of London’s Uber Boat Thames cruise: route, sights, value, boarding tips, drawbacks, and who should book this scenic one-way ride.
“It's a wonderful way to travel across London: lots of open spaces and views, a changing panorama, and lots of people-watching! and there's a bar onbaord.”
Review of London’s Thames hop-on hop-off cruise, with pier tips, timings, stops, onboard commentary, value, and booking advice.
“The crew were all very helpful and especially the commentator who made us laugh. We thank you for such a lovely experience.”
Explore London’s haunted past on a guided ghost walk, Thames boat ride, and evening route from Green Park to the Tower of London.
“Thank you Marvin for a fantastic tour! We thoroughly enjoyed the captivating stories and it was great to cover so much ground in Central London by taking the Uber boat to get around”
Review of London’s Thames lunch cruise: sights, fixed two-course menu, timing, value, seating, commentary, and practical booking tips.
“Very pleasant! Nice and clean. We appreciated the speaker too. The food was good everyone enjoyed the lunch.”
Review of London’s Thames afternoon tea cruise, with landmark views, scones, sandwiches, practical tips, pricing, and honest drawbacks.
“The afternoon tea exceeded expectations. Every table had a window seat. Table were set with linen tableclothes - elevating the entire experience. The finger sandwiches and mini patries were devine. Highly recommend!”
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